Friday, July 11, 2008

Multiculturalism You Can Believe In

Diplomat asks for reduced sentence based on cultural differences.

In the countries he was stationed in as a consular official women just have sex at a younger age. (They also apply for visas at a younger age apparently.) You see, having sex with 14 year olds is not especially frowned on in some cultures (nor, supposedly, is filming the encounters for old times sake), so the judge should have a bit of cosmopolitan sympathy in sentencing.

The defendant also claims to have been wrongfully targeted for investigation because of his prominent involvement in nudist organizations. Some Philistines in the FBI somehow associated walking around naked in mixed company with having an abnormal sex-life and the fact that in his case they just happened to have been right is no excuse. The police took these "out of context." maliciously interpreting them in a bad light just because he likes to be naked in front of little girls rather than the proper context of liking to masturbate in the privacy of his own home while looking at pictures of little girls.

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